Fayetteville, nc - this joint looked like the inside of that dude from
white zombies brain. There was coffins everywhere and jake strapped
himself into some bondage shit. The locals were very fun at this
military town engagement. The ppl that run the venue are in this
kickass band called smegma which is basically them cussing and saying
really offensive stuff super loud over music which seems soft by
comparison. We got the cd and listened to it quite a lot. There was
nearly a fight after, which tony from lbm and jake broke up. It was
between an army guy and a very small guy who didn't understand why the
other guy wanted to fight him.
Afterwards we cruised through the night to the georgia guidestones. I
did the driving and we went to elberton, ga to check them out, which was
totally nuts. We got there at daybreak and spent the morning lounging
on the grass in the sun. The weather was wonderful and laying
underneath a weird stonehenge-like 10 commandments calling for the
destruction of nearly the entire human species made for a nice morning.
We met lots of doom-cult environmentalist weirdos there. One woman felt
that if we populated arizona with more municipalities it might cause the
human species to drink up the entire planets water supply(the ocean?).
I reminded her that the world is almost entirely water and she said that
she doesn't believe in facts but moreso trusts her gut. She reminded me
of michael moore meets the character of steven colbert. Then this 90
year old creole gentleman came, ogled the commandments, then said "you
know they were sterilizing the blacks in alabama while back" interesting
to hear some unknown pieces of Americas frightening eugenics history
that ur history book conveniently neglects straight from the people who
lived through it. He had absolutely no teeth and was eating some orange
things that looked like his gums. It was really a great compliment to
his stories of the olden days of american self reliance; then a detailed
depiction of how they avoided some kind of bug infestation on their
'taters'. I slept not a wink and we rolled onward to atlanta.